A: Don't drink and drive!
Q: If I don't want my husband/wife to get any of my stuff when I die, what do I do?
A: Don't marry him/her?
Q: I don't think I should be taxed on ....
A: Move
Q: I'm a waiter/waitress and don't report my tips, is this illegal?
A: Chances are you know the anwer and are merely looking for justification.
Q: My neighbor doesn't mow, water, pick up his trash, his dog barks all night, he parks in front of my house, etc...
A: Move.... (or call the city and complain)
Q: This one time, a friend of mine....
A: Admit that you did whatever it is that you are about to lie and tell me your friend did, and then remember even if I represent you, I will still have to see you after this in social situations and if you would like to continue to be friends, seek another lawyer's advice!
Q: Do I need a will?
A: Do you want your family to fight about your stupid stuff after you die? YES, you do!
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