Umm, errrr

Hi, my name is Lynn and I am a lawyer and I know I talk and argue and such for a living, but I'm the queen of awkward silence. I him and haw, pace, giggle and pretty much avoid eye contact like the plague. Its like I revert into some sort of adolescent idiot, the 13-year-old in my pokes her head out and says hey!

Yes, me, girl who twirled in front of thousands of people in a sparkling bathing suit (as coined by my sorority sisters), lady who walked across a stage in heels and a bikini during Miss Texas, woman who can walk up to strangers in a bar and know their whole story by 10 minutes cannot do awkward silence.

Perhaps this stems from my fear of rejection. Ya know I am also that same person who cannot call to make an appointment to save her life and would rather die than call opposing counsel... I mean what is my hair girl going to say no, no appointment for you! No...  but again, I go into a tizzy thinking of these things.

So, on behalf of those of you who have experienced this awkwardness or made copious phone calls and appointments for me, or simply smiled as I do the awkward dance thank you. Just remember inside that awkward girl is a wonderful woman who if scorned will sue you.... ( I kiiddd)