On Hold

Linking up with the ladies again for another session of 5 of Friday! Today, I bring the you the 5 things that really annoy me.

1. That cupcakes, bundt cakes, cookies, ice cream, ok you get the drift, have calories. Yup, I know totally sucks. They should be calorie-free treats that fix break ups, bad days, rainy weather, depression and stress.

2. Hang Nails. I mean come on! I take my vitamins, use moisturizing lotion, cuticle oil, heck I even put Neosporin on them and wrap 'em in band-aids! But nope, just keep coming back! And man, I just cannot stop picking at them, biting them, cutting them (hence the band-aids). Its like when you bite your lip and then you keep biting it.

3. Sweating. I mean, really? Must I sweat? Ya no, right in the middle of anything important, i.e. mediation, hearing, conference call...

4. Slow drivers. I mean, seriously, the speed limit says 40, go 40! Not 20, 30 or 35, not even 39 go 40 people. I have better things to do than watch you piddle around trying to figure out that you can turn left on a red at a one way street, or that in fact, no you can longer go down Main Street through Sundance Square. See, that little peddle thing  next the brake your foot is currently riding, is call the gas, use it!

5. Being "on hold." As in, I have currently been on hold for 35 minutes with no hope of  being heard before this office closes. So, I will sit patiently listening to the nice lady tell me she apologizes that all agents are currently helping other customers and for me to please hold and my call will be handled soon.