Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Like Whoa

Sometimes I run across things in my career that make me stop, roll the eyes and go whoa. And I think "Does that crap really happen?" Yeah, it so does.

Exhibit A:

Two lawyers are getting married. One works for a very well-known big law firm. Here is their wedding website.

Exhibit B:

You work on a case for several years. Yes you heard me years. It settles the day before trial.

Exhibit C:

You have friends who are prosecutors who gloss over the fact that they are working a case in which a mother has basically pimped out her own children for drug money. Yeah, they just pop that into normal conversation. One minute its how's your salad over lunch, followed by, yeah you know the case where mom pimps out her kids.... hold the croutons people!

Exhibit D:

A nursing home hired strippers for its residents. Yeah, you heard me. You better believe there was a lawsuit.


Who said the life of a lawyer was boring?

16 comments:

  1. Holy frijoless! That is not boring at all.

    Haha, hold the croutons, you're funny!

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  2. WHAAAAAAAAA??? Um first of all...the wedding "invite"...what the freak?
    "hold the croutons" hahahaha
    Peeps be crazy yo! :)

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  3. Bless. That's all I have to say.

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  4. Oh my. Exhibit A is....different. Haha.

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  5. I saw the stripper news on FB this morning and couldnt believe it! Those poor people. All that work only to settle- wow!
    Have a great day.

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  6. Oh My Lanta!! These are just too funny!!

    I had to watch Exhibit A's video on mute (at work... and thought it would be inappropriate to close my office door to watch a You Tube video...) LOL. But, my goodness... that is TOO much, say it isn't real?! And the strippers... my goodness... some people.

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  7. That is a pretty intense wedding website hahah!!!!

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  8. I would never have accused a lawyer of living a boring life! These are some pretty strange things...

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  9. Oh. My. Lord. That video? First of all, is that her real wedding dress? Second of all, who has that much money to waste on that? Hey, to each their own, I guess. The wedding should be interesting, that's for sure! And gracious, sweet girl. I knew your life was def not boring, but some of the things listed above? Hold the croutons, indeed!

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  10. What is life anymore? #dying.

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  11. When I pick my jaw up off the ground and catch myself from number 1 Ill read the others hahaha #ballsohard :/

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  12. Hi. Lar. I. Ous. The legal world is crazy! I see some crazy stuff too. But. OMG at the above lol.

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  13. I am confused (no, maybe baffled!) by the wedding website...I'll just say it's a bit odd! Haha. I can't even fathom all the "things" you must come across that make you wonder if you're living in reality or a dream.

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  14. Um wow...I'm amazed by every one. That video was priceless. Now I kinda want to do one, but not so douchey, haha. PS. I don't see anything wrong with sending strippers to nursing homes! They need love too ;)

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  15. Haha I can't believe anyone would ever think it would be boring! There's gotta be soooo much more dirt than this, too!

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