Thursday, May 8, 2014

Hi, I'm ___, don't mind my tatas


I workout. I workout at 5am. I workout, then shower and change at the gym and head to work. So do about 5-6 other women at my gym. I spend about 30 + minutes a day with these women staring at their tatas and have no clue their names.

Doesn't it seem strange? I mean we just all kind of stand in our space, do our hair and makeup and don't talk much. Sure some of them say hi, or share shampoo if one forgets, but really, we just exists in that small space of a locker room in the gym. However, I have seen more of these women than I have seen of my some of my best friends naked.

Tatas, who-has, booties.... I know what kind of shampoo they use, conditioner, body lotion, underwear. I know their morning routines to a T. Yet, I do not know their names, let alone what they do.

Such a strange concept to know that much about someone, except their name. Perhaps I should just speak up and ask, but then I feel like I have broken some sort of "code" in the gym that reads: do not speak to the other women.

Then I wonder if its like this on that man side? Do they just walk around free as bird? Do they converse? share lotion?


10 comments:

  1. Hahahaha oh friend, I totally am right there with you. Locker rooms are so strange, when it's not a team locker room. I, like you, have seen waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much of ladies I don't know. I've spoken to a few at my gym, but usually it's just, hurry get ready for work mode. I'll try and get better at just saying good morning.

    Have a great day!

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  2. I think you're right - there is an unspoken code at the gym. It's very strange, indeed. But, if you break that code, it might make it very weird for everyone, lol! I'd just keep it to smiles and 'good mornings' if I were you!:) Oh, and pass the shampoo:)

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  3. I totally agree and think you are right. The gym is super weird

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  4. bahahahaha this post made me giggle! And, soooo true!

    I've heard men's locker rooms, especially with older men, they let it ALLLL hang out....definitely some funny stories there Im sure

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  5. I used to be so self conscious when I went to the gym, but after having a baby everyone has seen all the business anyway so whatever! haha

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  6. HAHA without knowing their names, it does seem a little scandalous. However, since we're all women, I suppose it's okay hah! I have a treadmill at home, so when I do workout (NEVER! sad face), I am only nakey in front of my dogs and hubby haha

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    1. Oh that sounded odd. I dont workout naked. Haha. I meant afterwards, whenever I'm freshing up!

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  7. That is too funny! I wouldnt know because obviously i dont attend a gym. AHEM-cough cough- myfatassneedsto.
    I would have to break the code. You can make someones day if you smile and just say HI and say my name is ....

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  8. But hey, a name IS just a label! Tatas make you much closer ;)

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  9. this is so true! sorry i couldn't help but stare at your tats, but i just wanted to say hello now and acknowledge that i looked at your boobs?

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