5 on Friday

Thank you everyone for all your kinds words about yesterday's post I reshared. I will share the second half next week. Its truly inspiring to know you all care.

Thank you Friday. Thank you for ending my week and making we have two days where I can sleep in be up and at em again. Today I bring you a public service 5 on Friday. So, single guys, guys who think they are single, or men who want to date women,  this is for you. Today its the 5 stupid things men do while trying to date you.

1. Suddenly Reappear. Yes, I went on a couple dates with a guy last year right after the D. Super nice, smart, good looking, and we had a ton in common. Then he just was too busy, not in town, and then disappeared. Well, couple months later he was back. Explained away his MIA and we hung out. Then, boom! Again. Now, several months later he is back. Seriously dude, you.missed.the.chance. Don't say now you want to be with someone, settle down etc... you just suck at this.

2. The creeper. He asks his friends about you. He randomly texts you and facebook messages you. He asks how you are doing and comments on things he sees you doing via facebook and instagram. Did I mention he is in his 50's? Dude, get the hint, and quite creeping on me. Its just weird and pathetic.

3. The, I just got out of a relationship, but I am ready to date, but I will not actually commit to a date, guy. Hear me: YOU ARE NOT READY! If you were, you would have asked me like a zillion times by now, stalked me and possibly sent something. Point is, you are hesitant because you are not sure, and that's ok, just own it.

4. Mr. Player. You come across like a nice guy, but you aren't. You ask me out once or twice and then its all come over and "watch a movie" let's "relax in the hottub". Its all after 10pm, at your house and well, guess what? I know you have dinner plans with someone else because I saw you. And, no I do not want to get into anything you own, including your sess pool hottub where I am sure numerous STDs are hanging out.

5. He doesn't call. Sure, he likes you, seems interested, but doesn't call, text, facebook, anything. Yet, he totally wants to meet for drinks. Not chasing you dude (but let's be honest, we totally find a way to text them, because face it, he's cute and women are dumb).

I could go on and on, like the guy who only wants to go to bars, or meet up with his friends or asks you out for sushi when you have said nine times you hate it. So men, just be normal, plain ole you. She will either like it or not, but don't be weird, creepy,  MIA, etc... If you like her tell her, show her. If you don't be honest, but don't drag it out, because that is why women are crazy... MEN! Sure glad I don't have to deal with this anymore.