I have been known to have some random thoughts. As in driving down the street and things pop in my head. I tend not to tell people because well, some of them are weird. But I divulged a few to le guy. He looked at me so strangely, so I thought I would share with you.
- if we got married and had a wedding, where would his brother and sister in law stay?
- if I opened the door and let Sophie walk out, would she ever come back? would I be sad?
- could I really quit my job and open a bakery where you make things with healthier ingredients?
- how long could I go without working out before I gained 10 pounds
- if someone tried to suck my toes, would I like it? or kick them in the face?
- will God really strike me down if I lie?
- if an old man offered me all the money in the world to be his sugar baby, could I sleep with him?
- I think Chloe would look excellent with purple fur
- and then there are the times I just get the overwhelming desire to just smack people's butts.... yup... like just want to give it a huge whack... (I refrain, I mean seriously I was not born in a barn)
And that is an adventure inside my brain!
HAHAHAHA! This post was exactly what I needed this morning. I LOVE IT, because girl I'm soooooooooooo like you. I think the randomest things.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to smack people's hineys, but I have always wanted to pull the cords out of servers, or cut a phone line, am I crazy?!?!
I totally think you could make the healthy bakery work :) xoxo
This is an excellent post--I love all of the random thoughts! I tend to have some random thoughts myself...most of which I keep to myself too haha. I'm glad you shared these tho! :)
DeletePurple fur is tres chic! haha
Bahahahahahaha! This post cracked me up!!! Loved it!:) I honestly don't know how women that marry sugar daddies do it. I really don't think I could 'get intimate' with an old man - regardless of the money, ha!:)
ReplyDeletehi! i just somehow stumbled across your blog (don't know how i never did before) and obsessively went back and read some of your old posts... love the way you write with such honesty and realness! as a fellow life after "D" girl, i can't wait to see what God has in store for your journey and will totally be following along!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love this! You are too funny and this is not too unusual because my husband makes comments all the time like how do those thoughts pop in your head?! He will look at me and say oh know i see the wheels turning. haha. So if you're thinking random thoughts about a wedding with Le Guy- does this mean y'all are pretty serious?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA, this cracks me up! I'm glad I'm not the only ones with crazy, random thoughts. Haha. I've wondered the same thing about Binky - if he got loose, would he come back? Also, I get the urge to smack butts too, but usually just stick to Nate and my sister. They already know I'm a weirdo. HAHA. things get weird if I smack anyone else's.
ReplyDeleteYou kill me. Pretty sure I've thought about half of these things in my own life! haha.
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