Tuesday, June 5, 2012

When the Hubs is Away...

The wife:

  • takes the trash out
  • gets up 15 minutes earlier so she can take the dog out
  • opens the gate
  • closes the gate
  • must remember to:
    • lock the door
    • turn up the A/C
    • close the door to the dining room
    • open the doggie door
    • close the garage
  • takes the dog out before bed
  • eats Lean Cuisine pizza for dinner
  • feeds the dog a snow cone
  • mows, weed eats, edges (ok maybe not that, but I could if I needed too)
  • has dinner with her girlfriends
  • gets her nails done
  • paints the dog's nails
  • wakes up every 10 minutes to weird noises outside
  • takes baton to bed in case of intruder (and then forgets its next to bed and trips over it in morning and face plants)
  • misses husband like mad!
Will play....

5 comments:

  1. Keep up the great work girl! You got it!

    xoxo

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  2. My husband is big about turning the AC up too. Oh, my husband does kung fu so he has tons of weapons. I usually sleep with one of the weapons next to the bed when he is out of town. Of course, trying to wield a 7 foot spear is not so easy so maybe I should try and pick a more manageable weapon should an intruder break in...

    Amy

    fashionandbeautyfinds.blogspot.com

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    1. weapons? wow! I guess the baseball bats we've got count as weapons, but yeah you've got me beat.

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  3. Yep. Sounds about right to me!

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